This interview was
transcribed from the online version that appeared around December 2004 or
January 2005
By SIMON ROTHSTEIN
WHEN it comes to
British villains in Hollywood you don't get much badder than Jason Isaacs.
Not only has he tried
to kill Peter Pan and Harry Potter, but the Liverpool born actor has also
played an IRA warlord, a gay gangster and a sadistic
baby-killing church-burning
army officer.
But in an exclusive
interview Jason told us he is such a wimp in real-life that disappointed fans
won't even ask for an autograph.
The star has also
experienced the darker side of fame, telling us about the stalker who has made
his life hell for the last eight years.
And he revealed why
he's still not married to his partner of 17 years Emma Hewitt, who he calls his
wife, and how their two-year-old daughter Lily has ruined his celebrity
lifestyle.
So read on to find
out all about the man inside Captain Hook and Lucius Malfoy's costumes,
including why he can't get enough of on-screen kisses.
The best roles in
Hollywood movies are always the bad guy, as heroes are pretty bland characters.
When you read a
script the hero doesn't have anything about him other than the fact that all
the women watching the film should want to sleep with him.
They don't normally
get to do much acting. They're just the rock steady sex-bomb at the heart of the
story, whereas the bad guys usually have extreme characters and situations.
I don't take acting
very seriously, and you can take it even less seriously when you're licking
your genocidal lips.
Also I don't have a
choice about the roles I play, as I don't think women watch my films desperate
to rip my clothes off! People would rather see me thrown into a pit full of
snakes.
I have played a few
roles at the very opposite end of the spectrum though - usually priests or very
moral soldiers.
I'm a real pushover
and a wimp. I think the tough stuff on screen is just wishful thinking.
I had a guy doing
building work at my house once and I phoned his wife to settle the bill and she
said: "Did he ask you for an autograph?"
I was rather shocked
as I didn't realise he even knew I was an actor, but she said: "He's a big
fan of yours. He's got all your stuff on video and pictures of you on the
wall."
I said: "That's
weird, why wouldn't he mention it?" And she replied: "Oh well, it's
probably because... I better not say."
After I said it
wouldn't hurt my feelings she told me: "Well it's because he was
disappointed meeting you, as you were a bit of a wimp."
I do get some strange responses, I've been sent lots of bizarre obscene photographs. People fantasise about bad characters to an amazing degree.
I remember doing an episode of the TV show Civvies where I beat my wife, and I got letters from women saying, "she should never have spoken to you like that. I love a man who is firm"". I wrote back with the phone numbers of battered women's charities.
Emma was a documentary maker, but she's now proudly announced that she's never going to work again as long as she lives so I better make a decent living.
We met at drama school, and have been together for 17 years. We're not actually married, although we call each other husband and wife otherwise people get rather peculiar. It seems a bit weird to call someone your girlfriend when you have a child.
I have proposed and, bizarrely, Emma accepted, but every time we think about arranging a wedding I get a job.
So we will get married one day, probably when Lily comes back from school and says: "You two have to get married, you're really embarrassing me."
I've had a stalker for the last eight years, and I've had her taken to court a number of times to
enforce restraining orders. When they wear off, she starts getting in contact again immediately, threateningly, obsessively and constantly.
Friends make jokes about it, but then
I explain what it is like having someone standing outside your door banging in the early hours of the morning and suddenly a chill goes over the room.
It's not that much fun having a stalker. It's very disturbing for us and I hope she gets some psychiatric help, but she was meant to have that last time.
The best advice the police can give is "move houses, change all your phone numbers and switch jobs".
But none of that applies to an actor. I toyed with the idea of doing theatre, but then she'd just come to the theatre.
I've been in America and Australia for a year and a half
and when I left England she had another restraining order put on her. But quite what will happen in the long run I don't know.
It's a long way for her to come, but then we were a two-hour train ride from where she lived in England before.
What was really strange was I'd be away from home for six months or a year filming and then
it would start again the day I got back. So I thought: "Wow, is she just standing in my street every day watching?"
We didn't know who she was for the first few years, until the police caught her. Now it's weird knowing her name, address and life story.
You begin to think, "maybe I should start stalking you". But then you start becoming as mad as they are.
Definitely. If I was as successful as my presence on the Internet suggests then I'd be a cross between Tom Cruise and Marilyn Monroe.
There is even a doll available of me in drag in the film Sweet November.
I get some of the nicest fan mail you could imagine. Also when I'm up for an award, my fans all vote online
and then they'll boast to each other about how many thousands of times they've clicked my name. Their thumbs must be bleeding!
My fans really are fantastic. They knit things for me and send presents to Emma and Lily.
I feel guilty because I don't get around to answering fan mail or do more than just send photographs,
especially since the stalking thing happened.
I'm loath to send personalised replies because if one in 10,000 turns into a
loony then you're better off not answering at all. It's such a shame because the other 9,999 are really lovely people.
In America a lot of stars don't answer any fan mail ever as a matter of policy for that reason.
But once every few years I get somebody in to help me clear the backlog, so most of the people who get a reply have either completely forgotten who I am or are in geriatric homes.
Because everybody is scared of getting old. When you're a kid, on the one hand you're desperate to be older, but on the other you're terrified of it.
Then when you do get older you aren't really sure how to behave, because you don't actually feel old.
I think the story works because it doesn't patronise kids, it was written
in an era when they didn't think that you should be gentle with them. So it's really quite vicious and dark and the
children in it are selfish and villainous.
Peter Pan himself is quite a mischievous character, in fact when the
book was first written there was no Captain Hook - Peter Pan was the bad guy and the good guy.
Also the story has always worked for every age group.
When I saw the movie with a group of people, the three and four-year-olds loved the pretty pictures and the fairies, the seven-year-olds really liked
the sword-fighting and the flying and the 12-year-olds were completely into the romance between Peter and Wendy.
Then there were the grown-ups who were crying with nostalgia and loss of youth - and
the kids didn't know what the hell was going on with their parents!
Yes, he's great although he did nearly kill me. He would always ask to use metal swords,
as they were much lighter than the 'safe' swords wrapped in rubber I insisted on using.
I would win the day, then instantly afterwards there would be some terrible accident
where if we'd used metal swords one of us would have ended up decapitated or blinded.
Jeremy is a very sweet boy and he'd be really distraught and apologetic...
until the next morning. Then it would be as if it never happened and he'd want to use metal swords again.
One time he knocked me out cold! He did a double-pirouette and a double-backhand with the sword and hit me right in the face.
My feet left the ground, I flew backwards towards the other side of the ship and my face immediately blew up like a pumpkin.
We couldn't film for the rest of the day, and the poor kid was in worse emotional pain than I was physical pain.
It wasn't his fault - things go wrong in fights all the time - but he felt so incredibly guilty.
Then the next morning we had to continue where we left off and he immediately went into
his "come-on, let's use metal swords" routine.
Things take a lot longer with children as they don't have the same skills at faking it,
but it means when they get it right they're absolutely fantastic.
One of the tricky things on Peter Pan was that labour laws meant the children could only work for
limited hours.
When it came to flying - which is really painful - I was up in the air hanging around while Jeremy would
take a break and be replaced by his double. So I'd be up there all day suspended by my undies with a giant wedgie, while Jeremy was off playing basketball.
When I was at drama school I used to be an entertainer at children's parties, and I put that to good use on set. It's a pretty serious
endeavour making a giant movie like this and things can get tense, so I felt it was my responsibility to make sure the kids had a really good time.
I became the set clown. Anything I could fall over, I fell over and anybody that could be made fun of I made fun of.
Especially the more serious people, who I made up obscene nicknames for.
There was a huge very scary pirate, built like Arnold Schwarzenegger, who I called "man breasts".
I'd try and find a way to fit a different word for breasts into every single sentence I said out loud hoping he wouldn't
notice, while the kids cried with laughter.
He never found out, I wouldn't be talking to you if he had!
No, kids love the bad guy, that's who they want to be. They want the Captain Hook costume and to dress up as pirates.
Also I played Wendy's sweet dad Mr Darling - and I look more like him than Hook.
If I had the choice I think I'd kill Harry Potter, because Lucius Malfoy is desperate to see the end of him.
Captain Hook doesn't really want to kill Peter Pan, because he doesn't have a clue what would happen to him. They live and feed off each other.
You have to ask yourself this question - what was his name before he lost his hand? Answers on a postcard please.
Captain Hook really isn't that evil, I feel sorry for him - he's such a loser! Before the story even begins he's already lost his hand,
so he's clearly not that much cop in the sword-fighting stakes. And the only people he manages to kill are his own pirates.
I've been really lucky to play some great bad guys. The one that scared me most when I was a kid was the Child Catcher in
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. That's why I tried to give Lucius Malfoy a whining tone, because that voice resonated throughout my childhood.
I was also scared of The Wicked Witch Of The West, but now my two-year-old daughter watches The Wizard Of Oz
and is completely unperturbed by her, she thinks she's funny. So now my daughter knows how much of a wimp I am.
We were in a shopping centre when she was about 19 months and Peter Pan was playing. We saw the scene where
the kids were flying and she loved it and started shouting, "look - boys and girls flying in the air!"
Then Captain Hook came on, and I thought "I better get out as this will be scary for her".
But it came on for a second and she shouted, "look - daddy dressed up!"
I'm not worried that Lily will be scared of me, but that her and Emma will think
I'm pathetic and be embarrassed of my rather stupid job.
Oh hell no. It was rather weird for me as when I started doing interviews for the film in America people asked me the same
question, "do you think this is going to make you unpopular in Britain?"
At the time I thought "don't be silly", as it's never been an offence to burn the flag in England and we know full well some
of the things our Empire did and I think a lot of people are rather ashamed of it.
And in a film about the American War Of Independence who are going to be the bad guys, if it's not the Brits? It's not a story about Columbian drug lords!
But I was wrong and I hit a complete sh**-storm when I came back.
It was more bizarre as the character I was playing was loosely based on a real-life English soldier whose
nickname was The Butcher and became famous for slaughtering all of his prisoners. So it's not like I was playing Ghandi and doing all those things.
No, in fact I thought it was rather weird.
I couldn't really understand why so many adults seemed to be reading children's books.
I actually did the role for Lily and my godchildren. Lily wasn't quite speaking at that time,
she was still in Emma's tummy, but my seven godchildren pushed me into it.
I was thinking of not doing the role, but when word got out they all phoned me up absolutely furious and spitting blood.
The threat they used against me was, "Lily will never forgive you when she grows up".
So I read the first four books and they are phenomenal. I stayed up for two nights running and read them all from cover to cover.
It was like eating four enormous bars of chocolate and then looking down at the wrappers and thinking, "how the hell did that happen?"
Now each time a new book comes out we all can't wait to get our hands on it. We pretend it's because we want to
see where the story is going but what we're really thinking is "am I in it?"
I make a tiny cameo appearance in the fourth film, to remind people that I
still exist as I have a bit more to do in the fifth one.
To be honest I thought I wouldn't get to be in the fourth film at all, but it will be nice to get the wig out
of mothballs and start the slow warm-up for number five where I have some rather juicy and lovely stuff.
I'm looking forward to it, as long as everyone else agrees to do it. For all I know the
kids could be married with children by then.
Oh no, I would always lie down and lick the bottom of his boots. I think he's absolutely
sensational. But Professor Snape is not as evil as Malfoy is.
No, not really. The last thing you want to do when you arrive in Hollywood is hook up with
someone who takes you for a warm beer and to watch Premiership football at four in the morning.
I never get to see my best friends anymore - we're spread all over the
world doing different things - so thank god for the Internet and instant messaging.
I liked Event Horizon, every time I worked with the director Paul Anderson he'd
always try and find a great way to kill me. To be completely gutted and have your organs pulled out - as happened to me in Event Horizon - is rather marvellous.
They did much more gruesome close-up shots of it that weren't included in the film,
because people gagged watching them at the test screening and were so revolted by it they were distracted for the rest of the movie.
I also had a great death in a British TV series called Dangerous Lady.
It was a gangster show where I played a gay crime lord and Susan Lynch played my sister.
I died with her crying over me and her tears splashing down on my face as I
exhaled my last breath. Her performance was so fantastic it made dying almost beautiful.
That Taggart episode was a big turning point in my career as
I got to play identical twins, one good and one bad, and before then I'd only played good guys.
Oh blimey! They're all free kisses and for a
man who has been in a relationship for 17 years they're marvellous! I love them all, even snogging Daniel Craig in the play Angels In America was a free kiss.
I've just filmed some episodes of The West Wing, where I'm a little bit of totty for Donna - so
I've been snogging Janel Moloney.
The show is sensational, it's the best programme on American telly.
In the show Donna and Josh are the great unconsummated love story, but I suddenly stick my oar in.
It could be my most unpopular role yet! Even when I was kissing her I could imagine myself watching it screaming "noooo!"